Funny Jokes

4 Creative Ways to Get Hired
How do you get hiring managers to hire you? Don't pull these actual, creepily creative stunts:
Applicant put up posters of himself in the company parking lot.
Applicant announced his candidacy with a singing telegram.
Applicant rented a billboard, which the hiring manager could see from his office, listing his qualifications.
Applicant delivered prepaid Chinese food, including a fortune cookie with his name and phone number.