I had joined a weight-loss organization and had lost a total of 45 pounds in six months. I had my son and nephew with me one day, and since children are not permitted to attend the meetings, I left them outside while I went in, weighed myself and left immediately. When I came out, my nephew asked how much weight I'd lost. "Forty-five pounds," I answered proudly.
"Wow!" he exclaimed. "In ten minutes!"'
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