Funny Jokes

At a large zoo where animals are kept in open compounds so that visitors can mingle with the beasts, a woman tickles a kangaroo. The kangaroo jumps once and takes off at eighty miles an hour.
The keeper comes over and asks the lady, "What happened?"
The lady says, "I tickled that kangaroo and it took off."
The keeper says, "You better tickle me in the same place, lady because I have to catch it!"