Three women were in the waiting room of a gynecologist, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be. The first one stopped and took a pill. 'What was that?' The others asked her.
'Oh, it was Vitamin C, I want my baby to be healthy.' A few minutes later, another woman took a pill. 'What was that?' the others asked. 'Oh, it was iron, I want my baby to be big and strong.'
They continued knitting. Finally the third woman took a pill. 'What was that?' the others asked her. 'It was Thalidomide,' she said, 'I just can't get the arms right on this fucking sweater!'
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