A man visited some friends in a rather sordid part of town. When the evening was over, he decided to walk to the subway, some blocks away. His friends cautioned him, "This is a tough neighborhood. Don't dawdle. Start running as soon as the door is closed, and don't stop till you get to the subway."
The next day his friends learned that he was in the hospital. They went to visit him and saw him black and blue. "What happened to you?" one of them asked.
The man explained, "You told me to run. Well, I ran and I ran and I ran, and I caught up with a mugger!"
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