Funny Jokes

A man is in the water spear fishing and sees a fish. He quickly pulls his spear and strikes at the fish. The fish with the spear on it, starts diving down the dropoff. The man than begins chasing after his spear and the fish on it. Realizing he's diving too deep and losing control of his breath, he quickly swims back up out of the water to catch his breath. When he finally catches his breath, he says to himself, "Man, that was deep." A second later, his spear pops right back up besides him and breathing heavily saying, "Man, that is deep!"