When a woman came through my cashier's line at Wal-Mart her purchase came to twenty dollars. "That's what I had in my hand. You must be psychic." she joked.
"I am," I teased. "I knew exactly how much you wanted to spend." The next customer stepped up and, looking at me with a big grin, pulled out a dollar.
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