Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house phone.
"Hi," said the voice, "this is Rollie. Come on over, we're having a real wildass party."
"Shit, Ah'd shore love to," said Tad, "but Ah got me a bad case of gonorrhea."
"Bring it along!" answered Rollie. "The way thangs is goin', mah buddies'll drink anything'!"
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