A Chinese man came home after a late night of drinking, and crawls in bed next to his sleeping wife. After lying awake for a few minutes, he wakes up his wife and says "Hey honey, wanna do a sixty-nine?
"Well, you've got a lot of nerve!. First you come home late, you're drunk, and now you expect me to go to the kitchen and fix you Mongolian beef with snow peas!"
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