Funny Jokes

My cousin Merle is trained in reiki, a form of healing touch, and she offered me a treatment in her specially prepared basement room. The candles were lit and wonderful New Age music was playing on the stereo. At one point, the music swelled along with the sound of cascading water.
"Your water music is so beautiful!" I exclaimed.
There was a pause, then Merle said, "I don't know if I should tell you this, but my husband just flushed the toilet."