Funny Jokes

One of our regular patrons, a truck driver, entered the bar where I worked and hobbled painfully over to a bar stool. "What happened?" I asked.
"I hurt my back at work," he explained with a grimace.
"Gee, I thought those rigs were equipped with cushioned seats, air springs and swivel controls," I said.
"The seats are great," he confirmed. "It's the ground that hurts...I fell out of my truck."