Lisa and Jane are having coffee when Lisa notices that Jane seems troubled and asks her, "Is something bugging you? You look anxious."
"Well, my boyfriend just lost all his money and life savings in the stock market," Jane explained.
"Oh, that's too bad," Lisa sympathized. "I'm sure you're feeling sorry for him."
"Yeah, I am," Jane said. "He'll miss me."
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