The night before their marriage, Jerry called on his innocent bride-to-be at her apartment. "There nothing to be nervous about," he assured her, "making love is very simple. Tonight I'll demonstrate how Cousin Alvin makes love, then how Cousin Bnson makes love, and finally how my Uncle John makes love."
The next morning a telegram arrived: "Thanks for lessons. Have eloped with your Uncle John."
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