My mother-in-law recently moved to a seniors' residence where they ask everyone to double-bag their garbage so it doesn't spill or break on the way down the garbage chute. Since she does little shopping herself, she's asked us to bring her our used bags. Living fifteen miles out of town, however, it isn't always convenient for us to boost her supply. So the next time we took her shopping, I explained the situation to the cashier, who kindly gave us a handful of extra bags. The next day, my mother- in-law called.
"Robert, can you please bring over some plastic shopping bags?"
"But, Mother," I said, puzzled, "you got 30 extra bags yesterday."
"Oh, no, dear," she replied. "I can't use those for garbage. They're brand new!"
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