I was waiting outside the men's dressing room while my husband tried on some shirts when I overheard a couple arguing about sizes: "These pants you picked out are big enough for an elephant," the man complained to his wife. But he took the slacks into the dressing room anyway.
A little later he emerged looking sheepish, and said, "Got any peanuts?"
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