Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

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I was visiting my parents with my new husband, a Navy frogman, when he drew me aside. "I don't think your mother likes me," he said. "I was explaining that I can't wear my wedding ring when I dive, because barracudas are attracted to shiny things and might bite off my finger.
And she said, 'Well, can't you wear it on a chain around your neck?'

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