I was at my friend Betty's house on Halloween night. Every year, she answers the door wearing a long black cape, a witch's hat and protruding teeth.
The doorbell rang, and one little boy waiting for treats had teeth that looked like Betty's. "Oh, you've got a set of teeth like mine," she told him.
"Yeah," he replied, "but mine aren't my own!"
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