Funny Jokes

Our dog Nago was affectionate, except he hated to be hugged. If anyone hugged him, he'd panic and struggle. "He must have his reasons," I told my daughters. One morning we were waiting for the school bus. Nago was there, too. Alaina wandered to the edge of the road's shoulder, Nago alongside her. Suddenly Nago jumped and leapt in front of Alaina, knocking her away from the road. Just then a pickup truck hauling a piece of farm machinery skidded to a halt in front of us. Alaina lay crying in the grass, her arms clasped tight around Nago's neck. Her little fingers clutched his thick fur. A piece of machinery had landed right where she had been playing. I scooped my daughter up, then rubbed Nago's furry head. "You are an angel," I told him, which must be why he didn't usually allow hugs. They would have crushed his wings.