An Alaska guy went to a bar with his 8 ft tall giraffe. Despite the strange stares from other bar occupants, they proceed to drink themselves silly and drank heavily. The giraffe stood up and knelt down. At this, his companion stood up as well, settled his bar bill and started to walk out of the bar.
The bartender shouted, "Hey drunk donkey, you can't leave that lyin' here!"
The Alaska man replied, "You're the idiot... that's a giraffe, not a lion!"
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