A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand.
`You'll need to be fit,' said the farmer. `Have you ever had any illnesses? Any accidents?'
'No, sir,' replied the young man proudly. `But you're on crutches. You must have had an accident!' said the farmer.
`Oh, the crutches!' said the young man. `A bull tossed me last week. But that wasn't an accident! He did it on purpose!'
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