The truck driver looked suspiciously at the soup he had just been served in a highway eatery. It contained dark flecks of seasoning floating in it, but two of the spots looked very suspicious.
"Hey," he called out to the waitress, "these particles in my soup...aren't they foreign objects?"
She scrutinized his bowl. "No, sir!" she reassured him. "Those things live around here."
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