Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

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An elderly couple had a porch in which they kept a couple of food bins: one of the bins contained apples, and the other bin contained nuts. They were having quite a bit of trouble with mice, so one evening before going to bed they set a couple of mouse traps - one by the bin of apples and one by the bin of nuts.
During the night they heard a trap snap.
The old gentleman got up to see which mouse trap had caught a mouse.
Upon returning to bed his wife asked him, "Well did we catch him by the apples?"
The old gentleman replied, "Nope, guess again."

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