Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply them with big bucks after graduation.
"Well, I've always thought I'd like to be a doctor," said Higginbote. "Specialize in something or other. Like obsteics, maybe."
"Obsteics?" scoffed Goldstein. "At the rate science is going, you'd no sooner learn all about it when bingo! somebody's find a cure for it."
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