Sandy to Mandy: "Look at that young person, with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
Another person replied, "It's a girl. She's my daughter."
Sandy said, "Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father."
The other person quipped, "I'm not. I'm her mother."
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