Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "I've just bought a pig," said the first.
"But where will you keep it?" said the second.
"Your yard's much too small for a pig!"
"I'm going to keep it under my bed," replied his friend.
"But what about the smell?"
"He'll soon get used to that."
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