T'was the night before Christmas, in the old hunting shack
Each rifle was hung, all in the rack
Eight hunters were sleeping, all in their bed
While visions of trophy bucks, danced in their heads
Then out of the window, there rose such a clatter
Each hunter got up, to see what was the matter
Then out of the woods, what should appear
Eight trophy bucks, such fine deer
Each hunter grabbed his rifle, and each took a shot
And each hit his target, believe it or not
Then out of the woods, what could you hear
You stupid @$&$ idiots, you shot my reindeer!
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