WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? (besides to get to the other side!)
The Bible: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
Moses: Know ye that it is unclean to eat the chicken that has crossed the road and that the chicken that crosseth the road doth so for its own preservation.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.
A Nun: It was a habit.
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