The elderly husband and wife, both a little hard of hearing, were watching golf on TV. The husband turned to his wife of some 50 years and said, "In my next life, I'm going to be rich and play all those beautiful golf courses with their great bars and dining and dancing areas."
The wife quickly responded, "How will you be able to manage all that with your bad legs? You can barely walk!"
"I said, '..in my next life...,'" the husband replied.
"Oh," she said. I thought you said, '..with my next wife...'"
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