Funny Jokes

A restaurant posts a sign that says "$500 if we fail to fill your order." A customer decides to put it to the test by ordering "elephant ears on rye." The waitress writes down his order and walks to the kitchen. Seconds later, the chef storms out of the kitchen, goes to the customer's table, and slams down five hundred-dollar bills.
"You got me," he tells the customer. "But I want you to know that this is the first time in ten years we've been out of rye bread."