Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

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Where's your pencil, Bud? the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain.
"I ain't got one, Sir."
"You're in England now, Bud. Not ain't, haven't. I haven't got a pencil. You haven't got a pencil. They haven't got a pencil."
"Gee!" said Bud. "Pop said things were tough in this country, but I didn't know pencils were so hard to come by."

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