Funny Jokes

Dad, said Rickey, "what is electricity?"
"Uh," replied his father, "I don't really know too much about electricity."
A few minutes later the boy said, "How does gas make the engine go?"
"Son, I'm afraid I don't know much about motors." "Dad," said the boy, "what is anthropology?" "Anthropology?"
The father frowned. "I really don't know."
"Gee, Dad, I guess I'm making a nuisance of myself." "Not at all, son. If you don't ask questions, you'll never learn anything."