Funny Jokes

A virgin started going out on her first date ever. She sought advice from her grandmother about dating conducts.
So, the grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to feel your breasts; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.
Grandma took the breath and continued, but most important of all my sweet granddaughter, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you; You are going to like that, but don't let him do that, it will disgrace our family."
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her own business. Upon returning home, later that night from her date, the girl could not wait to tell her grandmother about the date. She told her grandmother that her date went just like grandma advised.
Then she noted, "I did not let him disgrace our family Grandma. When he tried to do that, I just flipped, got on top of him and had my way with him. You know grandma we disgraced his family!"