My quiet Sunday morning ended abruptly when my 14-year-old son, Brian, and one of his friends burst through the door. "Hey Dad, announced Brian, "have you met the new neighbors?"
"No."
"Come on Dad, you have to meet them."
"Some other time; I'm busy."
"Dad, you have to meet them now."
From the urgency in Brian's voice, I assumed the neighbors were waiting outside. I set aside my project and went to the front of the house. No one was there. "Where are they?" I asked.
"Well, Dad," he explained, "we haven't met them yet either, but our football is in their living room."
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