Funny Jokes
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David, my six-year-old son, played on a local hockey team. The rule was that each player could get a maximum of three goals per game. In one game, David racked up a hat trick in the first 20 minutes. During the remainder of the game, every time David got the puck, his coach yelled from the bench, "Remember, David, you have to pass the puck!" After the game, my excited son emerged from the dressing room, looked up at his dad and exclaimed happily: "Wow, Dad, did you see that? I got three goals and two insists!"