Mrs. Ellis came home from work one evening to find her three-year-old son lighting up a cigar. She raced into the kitchen where her husband was making dinner.
"Hey!" she announced. "This is terrible! I just caught Matthew lighting a cigar!"
"You put a stop to that right now," he shouted.
"That kid is altogether too young to be playing with matches!"
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