Funny Jokes

I was blessed with three beautiful, intelligent and terrific children, who are now thirty, twenty-nine and twenty-eight. But at one point in their lives, they were seven, six and five. My youngest daughter, the five-year-old who was always asking questions, came home from kindergarten one day and asked, "Mommy how many children did you want?"
Thinking for a minute, I looked at her and said "Two"
She thought about it for a moment and then asked, "Me, and who else?"