Jim and Linda were playing golf when a bird flew overhead.
"Look at that duck," Jim said.
"That's not a duck," said Linda. "That's a goose."
"Duck!"
"Goose!"
And so the argument went. A golfer behind them, playing the hole, yelled, "Fore!" and hit the ball.
Jim saw the ball coming and shouted, "Duck!"
Linda shouted back, "Goose!" B-O-I-N-G!
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