Funny Jokes

Zeus is a standard poodle, part of a group of dogs and owners who regularly meet in a park near my house. He's never without a ball in his mouth. He carries it to the park, plays fetch eagerly with his owner, then proudly carries it home again. During breaks, he holds the ball in his mouth. One day a misdirected throw resulted in the ball landing in a fast flowing creek. Zeus was disinclined to get wet, and his owner was too slow to catch up to the ball. We all watched as it floated downstream out of sight.
"Too bad for Zeus," I commiserated with the owner.
"Oh, that's okay," she replied, "he's got plenty more."
"Perhaps," I replied, "but how's he going to get home now?"