A woman calls an agency and asks, "Do you have a baby-sitter who knows the martial arts?"
The lady from the agency asks, "Is your child that rough?"
The woman answers, "The kid's a pussycat. The sitter will have to know some martial arts later, when my husband drives her home!"
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