After returning home from grocery shopping, I put away all the food but left one large butternut squash on the kitchen counter. Then I went into the family room.
My four-year-old son, Peter walked into the kitchen and let out a loud gasp. Running to me, he exclaimed, "Mom, you won't believe it! There's a giant peanut in there!"
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