Moses Montefiore, a nineteenth-century philanthropist, was also a leader in Europe's Jewish community. While at a dinner party he was surprised when a wealthy man recounted his visit to Japan, then insulted Montefiore by claiming, "Japan has neither pigs nor Jews."
"You and I should go there," Montefiore retorted, "so it will have a sample of each."
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