After a severe storm walloped Kentucky, our utility company sent us to the hardest-hit area to get power restored. I was picking up fallen wires when a car horn blared at me. "Hey!" I yelled at the driver. "Didn't you see all those red flags, signs, and barriers back there?"
"Oh yes," he replied. "I got by them all right. It's your truck that's in the way now."
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