As a flight attendant in the 1970s, one of my duties was to remove hard objects from the overhead bins. One day I helped an elderly woman retrieve her carry-on case from the rack and stow it under the seat.
"Careful, dearie," she said, smiling sweetly. "My husband's in there...I'm taking him home to New Jersey with me."
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