Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

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When a woman called 911 complaining of difficulty breathing, my husband, Gene, and his partner -- both EMTs -- rushed to her home. Gene placed a sensor on her finger to measure her pulse and blood oxygen. Then he began to gather her information. "What's your age?" he asked.
"Fifty-eight," answered the patient, eyeing the beeping device on her finger.
"What does that do?"
"It's a lie detector," said Gene with a straight face. "Now, what did you say your age was?"
"Sixty-seven," answered the woman sheepishly.

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