Two very Jewish grandmothers were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami. They had been meeting at that park every sunny day for over twelve years, chatting and enjoying each other's friendship.
One day the younger of the two ladies turned to the other and said, "Please don't be angry with me, dear, but I am embarrassed, after all these years. What is your name? I'm trying to remember, but I just can't."
The older friend stared at her, look very distressed, said nothing for two full minutes, and finally with tearful eyes, "How soon do you have to know?"
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