King Arthur was heading off for the Crusades when he called one of his squires and said, "Here is the key to Guinevere's chastity belt. If in ten years I haven't returned you may use the key."
His Majesty crossed the drawbridge and set off along a long dusty road. He stopped, turned his horse and took one last look at his castle.
Wherupon the squire rushed towards him yelling, "Stop! Your majesty! Thank goodness I was able to catch you. This is the wrong key!"
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