Funny Jokes

A couple who were big spenders had always dreamed of a vacation in Hawaii but had never managed to save up enough money. Then one day they came up with an idea, each time they made love, they would put a $20 bill into a piggy bank.
After seven months of this, they reckoned there was probably enough money in the piggy bank to pay for their dream vacation, so they smashed it open. The husband was puzzled by what he found. "It's strange," he said. "Each time we made love, I put a $20 bill into the piggy bank. Yet there are $50 bills and $100 bills in here, too."
The wife replied: "Do you think everybody is as stingy as you are?"