A friend of mine who had recently become a father mentioned to his wife that instead of purchasing a needed new car with their savings, he was thinking about splurging on a Harley-Davidson motorcycle.
He was pleasantly surprised by her response: "I hope it's comfortable." That is, until she added, "Because you'll be sleeping on it from now on."
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