King Nebuchadnezzar of Babylon was astonished that the hungry lions had not eaten Daniel. He summoned Daniel and promised him that if he would reveal his secret, the king would give him his freedom.
"It was easy, your excellency," Daniel said. "I went around and whispered in each lion's ear...'After dinner, there will be speeches.'"
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