My father-in-law was an airborne controller for Strategic Air Command. Translation: He's the guy who decided which target to attack and how. But my husband didn't quite know how to explain that to our six-year-old son. Instead, he said that his father had flown in airplanes.
"Did he fly the planes?" our son asked.
"No"
"So he was the one who handed out the pretzels?"
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